Saturday, July 1, 2017

Summer Movie Reviews So Far

Summer has been great but obviously I haven't been writing on my blog as much as I said I would. I still plan to write more but nevertheless here is a quick run up of movies I have seen thus far.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2/5)
A Guy Ritchie movie with Guy Ritchie isms that don't match up well.

Pirates of the Carrabean: Dead Men Tell no Tales (1/5)
A horrible adventure movie that confuses idiocy for fun.

Baywatch (1/5)
Too dry to be called a comedy, too stupid to be called a satire.

Wonder Woman (4/5)
An excellent war film that combines the strengths of First Avenger with a sturdy thematic backbone.

Captain Underpants (3/5)
A surprisingly intelligent and funny family film that makes the most out of its premise

The Mummy (1/5)
Is it an action movie, is it a horror film, its neither its exposition, Ahhhhhhh!

Cars 3 (3/5)
Sure its odd, but I guess its the best movie a "Cars 3" movie was going to be.

Transformers: The Last Night (1/5)
Legitimately the most terrible, cinematically dysfunction film I have ever seen in a theater.

Baby Driver (4/5)
An original film with a high octane script exerting as much personality as the songs that score the action

Despicible Me 3 (1/5)
Pointless. Somethings wrong if my favorite part of this film was the minions.

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